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[Lovegod]

Christmas had come and gone.

New Year's Eve had come and and gone too.

It was Tuesday January 2nd 2007.

MV was sat alone at the bar of his local Irish theme pub clad in his Vertigo Tour t-shirt and sobbing uncontrollably into his handle of Ye Olde Edge Ale because it was more expensive than usual due to the 20% public holiday surcharge.

As he sat there he looked back over the previous year and thought to himself...

[SusOjosCirculares]

"Blimey, that Lovegod fella's even more frightening in the flesh (and there's a lot of that), isn't he ?"

[Regent]

Hmm - Bono says he doesn't / can't dance - " I really enjoyed filming the Dancing Diva's on Dancing with the Stars - wonder if I should drop him a line and see if he needs some tips for the 2008 tour " or maybe ......

[Captain Pedantic]

Maybe Bono would want to be on the next Dancing with the Stars. Hmmmm.... I"m sure the band won't mind a slight delay in recording the new album...

[Scarla]

"Yeah! OMG, that's a great idea... Bono's always saying, 'Teach me how to dance' - this time he could actually learn how to do it! And U2 could finally write that foxtrot they've been on about for years.... MV, dude, you're onto a winner here. Now where did I put Principle Management's phone number...?"

[Lovegod]

MV picked up the phone and started to dial Priciple Management's number but could hear two other voices already on the line. It was a one in a million to one shot but he had a crossed line and the two voices were unmistakeable...

Bono was in the middle of a conversation with...

[kiwigene]

...Lola Cashman...

[Lovegod]

Who was asking Bono to forgive and forget and give her a good work reference because she'd applied for a job working for...

[kiwigene]

...Henry Rollins...

[Scarla]

...who was planning a worldwide tour showcasing his monologue "Bono's Bubble-Butt and Why It Should Shut Up". MV listened in fascination as Lola revealed to Bono her vision for Henry's new image, which included...