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[garryc]

check out this website to calculate how good or bad you are

http://www.thesite.o...lash/dodgy.html

My results:

Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £7000  

Edited by garryc, 09 April 2007 - 07:00 PM.

[Lovegod]

My rap sheet reads:

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes :

Years in prison: 57 Potential fine: £7000

[Scarla]

I almost deserve a halo, compared to you two ne'er-do-wells.  

Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Years in prison: 17 Potential fine: £2000

[Captain Pedantic]

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

[garryc]

CP you must be very much the or just not telling us the truth, whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Edited by garryc, 09 April 2007 - 09:31 PM.

[Lovegod]

garryc, on 9th April 2007 - 09:29 pm, said:

CP you must be very much the or just not telling us the truth, whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I think CP is probably the genuinely good kind-hearted soul we see him as...it's Scarla I reckon is the master criminal purporting to be the quiet homely suburban type!

[Captain Pedantic]

garryc, on 9th April 2007 - 09:29 pm, said:

CP you must be very much the or just not telling us the truth, whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I did click truthfully -honestly - would this face lie to you....  

In reality I learnt from my brother and sisters mistakes and as such I'm the only one of my siblings without a criminal record - the white sheep of the family so to speak.

but that Scarla - ohhhh - glad I'm not paying those fines....

[Rxx]

Upstanding

How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0

What can I say....  

[SusOjosCirculares]

Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £5000


What can I say ????

[Hewsy]

Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000


SERIOUSLY?!?....WTF?!?